CYRUS254: May 2017

Ubatizo wa RAILA.Utacheka

Ubatizo wa RAILA.Utacheka

Raila alienda kanisani kubatizwa, punde alipotoka majini Pasta akamwambia “sasa ewe ni kimbe kipya ya kale yamepita tazama yamekuwa mapya, usinywe tena vileo na tangu leo utaitwa Paulo ”. Raila akasujudu akaandoka akaelekea nyumbani baada ya ibada.Punde tu alipofika nyumbani, Raila alifungua friji akatoa bia ya Pilsner akitumbukiza ndani ya maji akasema “toke leo nimekubatiza, wewe ni kiumbe kipya. Toka sasa jina lako si Pilsner tena bali ni Fanta Pinaapple !!!!!”

Also read this:Mutahi Ngunyi the hitman,LOOK the way he is attacking Raila.

2nd grandson of Bishop Allan Kiuna and Kathy. This mzungu is a MARATHONER

                   JOHO: WHY I KEEP MY WIFE AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI EYE.

                   Joho and his European Neighbor.Utacheka.

             MILLIE taken out.JUST FOR LAUGH

.                 Raila and the Pastor.Just for laughs.

                 What really causes cancer? Here is the answer.

Raila and the Pastor.Just for laughs.

Raila and the Pastor.Just for laughs.

A pastor was preaching about death to his members .Fuming and sweating he preached “One day every member of this church will die”

Raila who was seated in front seats with his bible in the lap started laughing hysterically and excessively while pointing at the pastor

The pastor repeated “I said, one day every member of this church is going to die ” Raila continued to laugh more loudly and hysterically

The irritated and stone faced pastor asked Raila “raila my son, whats so funny about death ? ”

Raila while still laughing replied “fortunately Iam not a member of this church”

MILLIE taken out.JUST FOR LAUGH.

Odhiambo took his wife Millie out for a night bash at the Carnivore.They arrived ,ordered some drinks and relaxed at the VIP bar.there happened to be a guy on the dancing floor dancing happily ; moon dance,salsa,tango, ballroom, Michael Jackson flips, break dance etc. Millie and hubby watched the guy for some time and both Millie and his hubby were impressed.Then Millie turned to his hubby and said “see that dude ?, he had proposed to me 20 years ago while i was in college but I turned him down ” Then after nodding Odhiambo replied “ looks like he is still celebrating !!!!!! ”

Joho and his European Neighbor.Utacheka.

Joho and his European Neighbor.Utacheka.

Hapo kitambo kidogo joho alipata jirani mtalii mwenye asili ya uingereza.Asubuhi iliyofuata mtalii mzungu kamuamkia Joho “Good morning ?”. Joho akamjibu muingereza “ Morning Good ”!!!!!. Mkewe kamcheka sana Joho na Kumwambia “sasa mbona umejibu kinyumenyume ?” Joho kamwambia mkewe “wewe utabaki hivo hivo na ujinga wako.kwani ukiambiwa Salaam Alaykum si unajibu Aleykum Salaam”

JOHO: WHY I KEEP MY WIFE AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI EYE.

Hassan Joho who is also the governor of Mombasa and a prominent politician in Kenya has been married for more than 10 years to one cute Madina Giovanni Fazzini, born to an Italian father and Somali mother.Joho has disclosed why he keeps his wife away from the public eye.
Also read Joho and his European Neighbor.Utacheka.

In an interview with a media house, Joho said that according to Muslim cultures, a woman is not permitted to be so exposed especially to the public eye. Her beauty is for the husband and his extended family. “My wife is not a politician, neither is she in show business, she is a prominent businesswoman and a scholar. She is a very busy woman to have a second for petty business. She is currently pursuing her master degree…” Joho said. We can confirm that Giovanni can fluently speak seven languages and she is an introvert who keeps very few close friends. “She is not into the paparazzi business, so she cant be in the media eyes all the time” Joho concluded.

i know mafisi are salivating.

During inuguration


Madina at the centre

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Raila and the Pastor.Just for laughs.

                Ubatizo wa RAILA.Utacheka