It seems our MPS got into politics with the key mandate of
stealing from the public coffers. Before they even reported to parliament the Mps
were burning midnight oil in various high end hotels in Nairobi strategizing on
how to increase their salaries and allowances. Their deliberation ended with
them appointing 3 women namely Gladys Wanga, Gathoni Wamuchomba and Millie
Odhiambo. The strategy by the mps was to use women mps since they are viewed as
innocent and with the Kenyan interest at heart and also not many Kenyan men can
attack a woman as it is seen immoral .to their surprise it didn’t go as they
had planned, thanks to the power of social media. Gladys Wanga and Millie
Odhiambo quietly retreated sensing the massive tide of anger building leaving
the inexperienced fool Gathoni Wamuchomba to dance a dance that he is not
familiar with. On sensing that the heat was too high on her she had to retract,
went to Kiambu picked some few drunkards from Thika town and called a press
conference to remorseful apologize to his people. However we know from our
sources that the mps are planning on a come back plan and their apologies are
just but a mere crocodile tears. Moreover thank you Kenyans for keeping those Satanis
on their toes. Keep on the good work.
partner in crime |
the hypocrite praying. |