A renowned illiterate drug and car theft tycoon elected as the speaker .LOOK


Mr. Aharub Khatri has been elected as the speaker of the county government of Mombasa. For the few who have a good memory or have tried to Google his name, you will be astonished and baffled at how low ethics and moral have gone .Aharub Khatri is a man who is under the 24 hour radar of Interpol and is a man of grave questionable character. Aharub Khatri has been running a cartel of selling and smuggling UK stolen vehicles. He is the mastermind of a robbery cartel in Britain who would steal vehicles and then export them to country like Kenya. These motor vehicles would then be sold to unsuspecting clients who would after sometimes or search by Interpol realize that they are actually handling stolen car and have been duped. Not only is Aharub a car syndicate tycoon, he is also a suspect of drug trafficking and also one of the main financier of Harakat Al-Shabaab Mujahedeen movement, Mombasa Republican Council (MRC) and Arm Jaysh Ayman. Mr. Aharub Khatri is a close business associate of the Akasha and also a relative to a certain governor. Inside information states that Aharub Khatri appointment as speaker on Mombasa county government is part of a wider scheme to have Aharub Khatri take over the governorship from Joho. The Joho and the Akasha are burning midnight oil to ensure they maintain a grip of the port town for their own illicit business.



NASA new tactics to win voters, Jubilee is totally asleep


Instead of distributing free t-shirts in political rallies NASA has now come up with a free NASA branded shopping bags that are now being distributed to its supporters throughout the country. Unlike jubilee that have lost contact with everybody after suffering a blow with the ruling of the supreme court, NASA has put in place bloggers and influencers allover the internet to sell their agenda on various platforms. These influences and bloggers gather new ideas on how NASA has to implement its campaign agenda and disseminate that information its seniors who act on them accordingly. Everybody needs a shopping bag, so NASA has chipped in to provide one for free, what a timely project. the only challenge is the funds to manufacture the shopping bags in a large scale taking into consideration that nasa is cash strapped “I am proud, this is one of your ideas, keep dropping your ideas in my inbox ”nasa blogger commented.

KAPARO: IF YOUR NAME IS IN THIS LIST PLEASE FIND AGOOD LAWYER.FULL LIST OF HATE MONGERS




The chairman Mr. Kaparo and the national cohesion and integration commission (NCIC) Members on Friday 8th September 2017 has issued a list of 250 Kenyans whom it says are suspects of war mongers and hate speech. Please if you find your name or a friend name please inform him or her to seek the services of a legal expert immediately for legal advice. Actions have consequences my brothers and sisters. PEACE.





Kisii elders interpret the total darkness during Raila visit.



This week we were treated to a rather peculiar experience, NASA team had made an entry to Kisii and Nyamira land. It was not a successful campaign as expected especially in the remote areas of Nyamira where residents ignored Raila presence and continued with their chores at their farm. Raila had to make rounds in the field to at last find a sizeable crowd to talk to. Now what amazed the resident is when Raila Odinga gave his speech. he urged resident to seek strength from above to deal with Uhuru before he deals with their son CJ Maraga, Odinga then whipped his  powerful whisk and to the shock of the residents and media  who were present darkness engulfed the entire area followed by thunder and lighting striking but fortunately there were no casualties. Gusii elders are still scratching their heads trying to find out what actually happened. According to the bible darkness and lightening are spiritual metaphors of Satan or his agent. (Read Luke 10:18)



What actually happened to the 7 Gaza gang killed along Makutano rd


Kenyans started the week with obscene news of the killing of 7 gangsters along the Makutano road in Kirinyaga County on Tuesday. The seven who were members of the dreaded Gaza gang had earlier on killed two policemen in Githunguri leading into a massive hunt by police agents. On realizing that the world had become a village for them, they decided to move out and relocate to safer ground. it was while on their mission of relocating and finding a safe landing to Kirinyaga that the flying squad officers laid a road block at Rukanga. when the gang realized that they had been corned they fired at the police, in return the police returned the fire since the fire didn’t belong to them in the first place, in short walikula ile kitu (copper).three pistols were recovered.